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Another gem from Red Barren.

http://ntmfansite.blogspot.com/

Red Baron,,,,doesn't capitalize Lord but he does capitalize 'jahovahs whiteness' Too funny,,,, but sad


"bring shame on the lord and who will believe in him if they find out we are just liek the Jahovahs Whiteness?" "do you support them with your tits and offerings?"

LOL, literally, Dbarney and Raz. That Red Baron post is the best one yet!! I think I'll let the statements stand on their own --but I couldn't resist adding some of my own commentary.

"Finally soem scents from the Fanda Eagles" OK, who needs a shower?!?!

"... Horney Throney posted if for no other reason than that he is a layer..." That horney guy just lays around

"Ive been trine to make all along we need to keep this stuff quite and deal with it ourselfs in privates and not in pubic it is such a turn off." I do not think any of my comments are needed here. I mean, he has already mentioned privates, pubic, and turn off...

"we do NOT approve of it if it is true but we get angry with righteous indigestion when it is a lie only the layers get rich off of that." I didn't know that there was such a thing as righteous indigestion...wonder if it is similar to regular indigestion??

"all these whiney MKs in all these missions want to wash there drity laundry in pubic" Don't do that! I mean, REALLY, don't.

"Of course they do not quite everything they are doing for the Lord just to worry about you do you support them with your tits and offerings?" What do you want to support them with?!?!?!?!

"Get a life and listen to Horney Throney he has fainlly said something that makes scents" Garlic breath?

surprisedbyjoy, your commentary is giggle-licious!!!

You make Red Barren even more entertaining!

Do note though, that his name is Red Barren, not the infamous Red Baron of Peanuts fame.

That was the hint to me, from the beginning, that someone was pulling someone's leg ...

I guess, being barren, the poor guy has no children. That must be why he is obsessed with his favorite topic ... which I don't need to name, as it's pretty obvious ...

Thanks, Red Barren, for keeping us all sane!!!

Raz, you are right!! Barren, as in not producing or incapable of producing offspring, or too poor to produce much or any vegetation and not the Baron of Peanuts fame. The site is hilarious, but the last post was particularly good. It has got to be a joke. Did you see the previous post labeled "Pay Intention?" OK, Red, it was my intention to pay attention 'cause you crack me up, Red.

Ornery, tit for tat! LOL! And can you just imagine how fun it would be if Red went on Wheel of Fortune? With the creative vocabulary he has, you never know what delightful new words and phrases he could introduce to the world.
Remember "cranal minds" "Testesmoney" "husbums" or "dorm farters"? And he just added "righteous indigestion" ...so much fun.

The "Urban Dictionary" defines "Red Barren" as "the menses of an infertile woman."

Maybe Red is gay...

Too funny, Gene!

Perhaps the dictionary would define Red's other famous words this way:

Cranal Minds -- a cross between cranium and anal --a person with their head up their _____

Husbums -- husbands who are or behave like bums

Testesmoney -- a strange place to keep your cash

Dorm Farters -- those who have the uncontrollable need to pass gas in dorms

Righteous Indigestion -- The type of indigestion one gets after eating too much at a church picnic

Surprisedbyjoy....Oh my goodness, what a laugh. Keep it up. Laughter is good for the soul...

dbarney, I agree, laughter is good for the soul. With that in mind, I thought it might be fun to create a paragraph filled with some of our favorite Red Barrenisms. I have underlined words I have borrowed from his posts.

Are you an anomolous dorm farter or husbum suffering from righteous indigestion? Do you find yourself complaneing about balkmail? We have the cure for that. Pay intention and let me spel it out for you. First, clear your cranal mind and repant, but be careful not to hyperventilate. Next, get out your testesmoney and whinge it at the Methodlists. Last, and most importantly, support your nonprophet orgasimation with your tits and offerings.

Warning, this cure is not recommended for prestberian infestations.

OK, I promise I'll stop now. Happy Friday!