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 Post subject: Re: You have a choice.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:11 am 
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Oh, thanks for this list and your comments! I have been a fan of Red Barren for a long time. He always gives me a chuckle, but seeing so many of his rants listed together really made my April Fools day!

BTW, with "cranal minds", I believe he was going for "carnal minds" ... but it came out close to cranial, didn't it!

This guy is a comedic genius.


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I agree, Raz and Sherpa, the guy is a comedic genius. Somebody should own up to these gems. They are really funny. The site is a regular cornucopia of errors in spelling, punctuation, and grammar; and, as an added bonus, includes a delightful bunch of brand, spanking new words. It’s a hoot.

Do you remember the game called Fictionary , in which someone would choose an unknown word from the dictionary and write the definition on a paper and have everyone submit a definition? What definitions would you give the following new words from the infamous Red Baron site?
1. cranal
2. husbums
3. balkmail
4. dorm farters
5. orgasimation
6. Prestberians
7. testesmoney
8. assed
9. repneted
10. translateriting


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LOL :lol:


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Oh my goodness, I have not laughed that hard for maybe 2 years! Thank you so much. I needed that badly. Just perfect.


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Especially the "dorm farters"


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I have not read the Red Baron sight, but after reading this post, I realize I have missed out on many laughs and a great source of entertainment!


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http://ntmfansite.blogspot.com/


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Oh may, I don't know if the Red Baron even passed his English classes. Just telling all you "divorceded" people out there that don't know what "marrigae" is. LOL I mean, he "spel" it out for us because his pastor assed about abuse... Aren't you ashamed of '"yourselfs"

You guys got to read his stuff for laughs


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Meanwhile, the Red Baron notwithstanding, you do have a choice…

I'm going to venture an opinion here… nothing new there! This time, however, it has more to do with how I understand what another poster is saying. If I am wrong, or just do a poor job of presenting it, I gladly yield to his corrections.

Rroym has chosen to defend a pretty precarious piece of real estate, and he's done it among a group of people who all have strong feelings about… well, about almost everything. To restate part of his advice to us: "Do not tell other people how they ought to feel or what they ought to do, think or say."

The defect in this advice should be apparent: You cannot tell others not to tell others what to do or not do without telling someone what to do or not do. In other words, Doesn't rroym become guilty of doing the very thing he is telling us not to do?

Actually, whether deliberately or not, I think rroym has followed biblical precedent. In Joshua 24, Joshua stated his case clearly, ending by telling the people what to do.

Then, rather than give an altar call, he tells them they have a choice. Great stuff. They not only get to decide, they have to decide. Joshua told them of his own personal choice, but he made sure the people were left with a choice.

Seen from that angle, rroym's advice is well taken, and probably very much needed! Yes, Joshua's situation didn't lend itself to shades of gray or personal opinions. Still, the point I'm fastening on here is that it did end with giving people a choice.

Rroym has reminded us that we not only get to make choices, we have to make choices – and we make them for ourselves, not for others. And, like the Israelites of old, we each must give an account of ourselves to God. Not of others. I think this is a principle found throughout the Bible.


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