Ah, no. Checkered past is the bits of my life that I don't talk about, but being Bemused and airing all my dirty laundry for the world to see, there isn't much of that left
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A cheque is how one transfers money to another person. i.e. You write on a piece of paper "I Paul Syson, do pay Bemused, the sum of $1,000,000" and then you sign it and send it to Bemused's very early retirement fund @ Downunder.net .nz" Then I am very
and you are richly blessed with they joy of giving, until your wife finds out!
Anyway with all that money from the placard you should be also able to buy one of those instant aeroplanes that NTM wants. I think they call them Kodaks?
P.s thanks for the laugh. Right back to the garden, it's a stunning fall (Autumn) day down here.
P.s.s. When you are writing the cheque, please make it in U.S. dollars, not NZ pesos, Indian Rupees, Russian Kopeks or monopoly money.