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How about, "I have a cabin in the woods, with a trout stream. You can rent it for a month at the same rate you pay at your currant living situation. A drawback for you might be, no local congregation. It's bookshelves are full. I'll keep up your with your average monthly salary as long as you need to stay, to get over you Post-Traumatic Mission from Hell disorder."

God, I wish I could do that for you. But I would have to stay there first.

Why don't we stay there together? Well I mean, you bring Mr Allbetter and I'll bring Mrs Bemused and we can stay in the cabin in the woods and fish for trout, read books and get over our Post Traumatic Stress Disorders.
We can leave our laptops at home, Fanda Eaglers probably won't even notice we have gone
I'll rustle up some Kiwi wine and you bring some apple pie.
We could make a tree hut and paint the walls vibrant colours. Then we could light a campfire outside and toast marshmallows, while we discuss our dreams for the future and put the worlds problems to right.
We could even send a postcard to Raz, I hear she like postcards. Actually why don't we invite Raz and Mr Raz, have you got enough rooms?

O.k. now where was the address again?

P.s. No local congregation? Don't worry, believe me that is no problem at all.

Count me in!

And Mr Raz will come too, if there is solitary fishing going on!!

Sounds like a great plan.

Not sure why Mr Raz would want to go solitary fishing, when such esteemed company abounds, but I'm sure he has his reasons. Oh hang on, if thee, Mrs Bemused and Allbetter get together and start discussing the latest shopping purchases, then Mr Allbetter and I will be joining him in a bit of solitary fishing

Mr Raz is a solitary man.

In fact, that's the song he sang me, strumming his guitar, when we were dating.

I should have known that was an indication of things to come.

I have 400 Facebook friends and Mr Raz thinks I'm nuts.

So he just heads down to the lake, by himself, with his fishing pole.

Would you like to talk more about this, we are here for you

Or should I head down to the lake and join Mr Raz.

P.s. If it wasn't for my uniform and the lovely Mrs Bemused, I would have long periods of being a solitary man also. Perhaps it is a man thing?
P.s.s. But you still love him, right? Cuz Mrs Bemused still loves me, warts and all
P.s.s.s "Solitary Man" isn't that a song by Neil Diamond? Mr Raz has good taste. And no doubt those fish he catches go on the table. Now there is a good man!
P.s.s.s.s. I don't have any facebook friends, Mr Raz is making sense on that one.

Oh yes. He's a good man. And I do love him.

Good man. Good fish.

It's all good.

You have a truly wonderful man. A man who loves you and you love him. He even goes fishing for you.

It shouldn't be , it should be x100

Too many sins under my belt to entitle me to even come close to the saints of the fold... I would have too many HONEST opinions to boot.

And my friends, they are the way they are... and since they would NEVER be accepted I guess I will stay here in the cold north and expect nothing from NTM USA or Crossview Australia...

Btw, did I tell you all that the Australian Commission was very happy to share my story to those in positions of power... I found that rather interesting. The Australian government wanted to make things right... but those who really should, they turn away and act like nothing ever happened...

Btw, can I come fish too??!?! I can bring the Handyman to fix the leaks in the roof etc.

Fantastic. You bring Mr Sweden with that big Husky Chainsaw and we'll really make some noise, then we can all go fishing.
And Raz, If Mr Raz has a single brother, why not bring him along too