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I've admired the nonsensical wisdom of Dr. Suess for many years. For my recent birthday, the Lovely Mrs Bemused gave me a Dr. Suess cycling top, which was bright red with zany characters on it and the words "Green Eggs and Ham". So I wore it at work and the patients loved it. They talked about it for days, it brought back pleasant memories. Of course some of them were confused and thought I was advertising the lunch menu, but thats o.k. when you have Alziemers. What suprised me was my Filipino colleagues had also grown up with Dr. Suess, so he is international.

Therefore, to give us a smile, here is a thread of Suess type Wisdom



“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!” ― Dr. Seuss

Oh yes I know you are itching to know just what the cycling top looked like, so here is the website for it.

http://www.retroimageapparel.com/retroimagecatalog/jerseys/green_eggs.htm

The quote is GREAT!
How about YOU in the shirt???

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

How about this one? I think it is good advice.

As for seeing a picture of a middleaged male on a bycycle wearing a "Green Eggs and Ham" cycling top, my Dear Mosquito Bite, you either have a fantastic sense of humour, no taste whatsoever or wish me to loose the few friends I still have . Perhaps we will leave it to fellow posters immagination what I would look like in the magnificent cycling top.

Have sent PM with details, have become paranoid about drones flying overhead of late, so better not put my coordinates on a public forum . After all with the masses now reading these wonderful threads, never know who might be out there .
Oops time for my little white tablets.

“The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.”
― Dr. Seuss, I Can Read With My Eyes Shut!

“A person's a person, no matter how small.”
― Dr. Seuss, Horton Hears a Who!

Try bathing the offending toe in a warm watered down vinegar solution, that might just do the trick with the fungus. Antibiotics alas also kill good bacteria as well as bad bacterica, which then increases the incidence of thrush and other such fungal infections, so maybe best I keep them Antibiotics for my offending strep throat and resultant uvulaitis.

If you're taking glipizide and metformin that would indicate a problem with diabetes, so take care of them feet, dry them thoroughly and keep the sugar levels stable.

Thanks for the reassurance on the drones, I'm not 6 foot 6 and have a dog not a goat, so am probably safe and what would the U.S. military want with me anyway. Unless of course Air NTM has traded in them Kodiaks for Drones .

Yes we do have Mountain Dew, not that keen on it myself, but if you're ever venturing down this way, will shout you a glass as we sit looking at the beautiful scenery and catching up in person.

Why not get Andy to bring you both Downunder in the NTM Learjet? We can sit outside in the spring sunshine and have a drink. What a sight: The Dalai Lama in Safron Robes. Andy in White Safari suit with halo and me in my Dr. Suess Cycling top. I'll have a look at that toe of yours while you're here, complimentary of course and see if Andy needs any adjustments to the halo .

Anyone else fancy a drink Downunder with the most unlikely trinity, please feel free to join us .