As a cardiac specialist nurse of 22 years experience I feel I am suitably unqualified to operate on the lovely Raz and mend her broken heart.
Alas I am just a poor nurse from downunder and my access to high tech equipment is sadly lacking. However I am happy to report that the patient has survived my simple administerings and is in a comfortable condition surrounded by her loved ones (and a few crazies, thank you Mr Long for pointing that out).
Have found the patient responds well to a "good laugh" and a tickle of the funny bone, and is probably now dancing to the latest posting of the song mentioned in the "Songs I like rewritten thread". Yes that is her, I'd recognise that blond anywhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXewIR7Y7cc