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Early the next morning Joshua had Israel come forward by tribes, and Judah was chosen. 17 The clans of Judah came forward, and the Zerahites were chosen. He had the clan of the Zerahites come forward by families, and Zimri was chosen. 18 Joshua had his family come forward man by man, and Achan son of Karmi, the son of Zimri, the son of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, was chosen.

Is it too early in the morning, tribers?

What time do you guys get up, tribers?

Shortmeier, do you take your coffee black?
It's time to get up.

What are you waitin' for tribers? The lawyers?

Hey, all of you older codgers over there at NTM Homes.
You guys get up early.
Call over there to headquarters, and get Shortmeier out of bed. He's gonna be Joshua today.

Hey tribers.
Are you waiting for someone to open in a word of prayer?

Hey tribers.
Do you need a "We Will Hit the Trail" to get you goin' in the morning?

Today's the day, tribers.

You don't need to wait another 30 years.

Do you get the sense (and I says this in the spirit of peace, calmness, quietness, longsuffering) that tribers may not believe every verse in the Bible......at least not early in the morning?