Perhaps the true version would read something like this: "As of 4/22/2011, more than 3,000 NTO missionaries are living. Out of these 3,000, approximately 1,000 are in the United States full time as support personnel, "representatives", member care personal, training staff, semi-retired but still on the dole, executive leadership, etc.
Another 500 are in the United States temporarily at any given time for marriage counseling, periodic 1 year vacations, medical reasons, family emergencies, etc.
Approximately 2,000 work full-time overseas except when they are not overseas. Out of these 2,000, 1,200 do not and never will work in a tribe. They work as counselors, teachers, dorm parents, buyers, mechanics, builders, electricians, computer programers, pilots, maintenance personnel, mail sorters, administrative staff, field dictatorship, accountants, government representatives, nurses, doctors, plumbers, etc. Because most of these missionaries are so overworked supporting the support workers, they will typically employ at least one or two full time natives as "maids" or hired servants to take care of things such as child care, dish washing, floor sweeping, cooking, bathroom cleaning, swimming pool chemical balancing, and bed making.
Out of the remaining 800 "tribal" missionaries, approximately 400 will quit without ever learning a tribal language to any proficient degree or without ever having presented the gospel to a single tribal person. 100 will quit shortly after learning the tribal language but before a church is established, and approximately 300 will actually do the work that NTM represents it is involved with.
Sorry, I'm just making up numbers here...something I learned while an MK with NTM. I also learned that Americans are rich and lazy...so let's continue to support the missionary life-style with our untold wealth and let us forfeit our vacation time to the missionaries. We need to support mediocrity, ineffectiveness, incompetence, child abuse, pride, fraud, and an entire infrastructure of "big government". Let's continue to facilitate the fraud at all costs, even unto the ends of the earth.
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