Memo from Mighty IHART
Prepare ye the way
For we are coming Downunder
On some to be arranged forthcoming day
Yes, we are coming to Australia
To see you Kiwis in your homes
We know all about your culture
We have it as an app on our phones
Now we will be investigating
Sucking up the filth and dirt
Reporting back to our masters
Who you lot have gone and hurt
They will then repackage it
Apportion out the blame
None of which will stick to them
For that is how we do this game
Do not worry we have your interests
In their right and proper place
And as long as yours are just like theirs
You'll earn your rightful place
Peel back the rug of righteousness
With vacuum we do come
Just a little bit of suction
Then we can say our job is done
We'll be staying in the Hilton
Arriving in the hired limousine
Please make sure you are washed
And have your grass huts clean!