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"I am God the boss
This mission is fired"

YOU SAID IT, BEMUSED!
LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire?
Hmmmmmmmm......

Wegmans, I loved that place. My pastor and wife took me there for they wanted me to experience a nice morning before I got back on the plane. I have heaps of pictures they took of me admiring this and that. I can see why they would be at the top. I am really enjoying this "exit" topic as it can also help just in my interaction with people in general I reckon. Full stop.

Sweetness. Love it.

Thanks!

"Out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train."

A well informed source mentioned that the Late President Chavez has been credited as having picked the new Pope, in fact it is rumoured he now sits at the right hand of God.

So I thought I'd write to him and . . .


Memo to Hugo Chavez
Address: The Right hand of God
Congrats on picking the Pope
Interesting, although a little odd

Heard you did miracles
But this one, what a trick
A Spanish speaking Pope
Bueno, Bueno what a pick

And Papa Amigo is so humble
Will show them Europeans how
Mass in Spanish and Latin
You really did it, wow!

Any chance of another miracle
What about International peace
And an end to poverty
Or getting rid of bad disease?

Do we call you Saint Chavez
Or the Right Hand of God Supreme?
A place of which mere mortals
Can only dare but dream

Regards to all the other Saints
Bet you don't see many from NTM
Just one little question
Did you or God banish them?

LOL! Good one, Bemused!

Bemused's Guide to Faith.


Athiests: Don't believe there is a God.

Sympathetic Athiests: Don't believe there is a God at the moment, but will review the situation in a life and death situation.

Agnostics: Have no idea if there is a God.

Sympathetic Agnostics: Have doubts about God, but are happy to say on the balance of probability that there is a God.

Apathetic Christians: Believe there is a God, just not that bothered about it.

Sympathetic Christians: Believe there is a God, but don't dismiss other possiblities as rubbish.

Christians: Believe there is a God.

Fundamentalist Christians: Believe their version of God is the only true version, but there is hope for Christians.

Ultra Fundamentalist Christians: Believe their version of God is the only true version, full stop!!!!! And the rest are going to hell!!!!!!


How's that for Dodgey Theology? Any complaints to stchavez@rthandofGod.com