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My Dear Marie,

The MK Special 2012 Washing Machine comes with very simple instructions,

1. Insert washing, don't bother sorting, just chuck it in.

2. Press wash button, select heavy duty, turbo clean if so desires.

3. Enjoy company of fellow Fanda Eagles while cycle in progress.


It is the NTM Whiter than White Laundromutt Special Machine that comes with 9423 page manual, translated from several languages (Greek, Hebrew, Yiddish, Rubbish and Gibberish).
If you do insist on reading the manual for this one, I do a nice side line in panadol and various other analgesics for relieveing headaches .

Take my advice, stick with the Fanda Eagles machine.
Right another load for me to put in, meet you at the Laundromat .

I had been thinking of how bleach would fit in here----to whiten.
But the "washed in the blood" idea is the best ever.
Because it really works.
Thanks, Maire!

There is ALOT of talent around here!

The only circumstance I think bleach would be neccessary, is if someone put their Psychodelicate John Lennon signed Ali Baba pants in, while singing "I get bleached with a little help from my Friendz"
Meanwhile the Fanda Eagles Laundromutt operates "8 days a week", especially on a "hard days night". You don't need "a ticket to ride" or be a "paperback writer" to particpate.

Blimey. I just went to the University of life and got a "Bachelor of Common Sense" from the class of hard knocks.

Now I'm writing about washing machines, I think it is called my "Bemused deprogramming cycle".

Oh look, my dirty washing is just finishing the spin cycle, better go put it on the line .