[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 488: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4756: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3891)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4758: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3891)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4759: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3891)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4760: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3891)
MK forum • View topic - BEWARE--UNMEDICATED/FIERCE/MANIC COMMENTS OF A LEGAL NATURE

MK forum

Discuss anything MK here
It is currently Thu Nov 06, 2025 5:16 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2643 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47 ... 265  Next
Author Message
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:28 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
Posts: 2328
http://www.hell2u.com/

found it

I found hell............and it's nowhere close to Manaus.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:32 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
Posts: 2328


Actually, Hell is only 64 miles from Detroit.
Don't know much about Hell, but I have been to Detroit.
Here's Detroit:



Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:35 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
Posts: 2328
Don't have a lot of pictures from Hell, but here are some more from Detroit which is only 64 miles from Hell:






Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:47 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
Posts: 2328
When she focuses on her own strength and ability, Ruth says that she is easily discouraged about the extent that Satan has gripped the city around her with spiritism, alcohol, drugs, prostitution, abuse, immorality, materialism and the prominence of the “prosperity gospel” among those who claim to be evangelicals.

As a reminder, this is an NTM description of Manaus

How are things in Detroit?
spiritism http://www.detroitsp.com/ check (looks like it was imported from Manaus)
alcohol http://www.ncadd-detroit.org/ check
drugs http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/det ... -drug-raid check (drugs and bombs)
prostitution http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/31 ... stitution/ check
abuse http://datadrivendetroit.org/web_ftp/Pr ... _FINAL.pdf check
immorality http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2 ... 04,2762218 check
materialism http://www.examiner.com/materialism-in-detroit check
prosperity gospel http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=c ... ity+gospel check


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:48 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
Posts: 2328
Conclusion: Manaus and Detroit must be sister cities


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:56 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
Posts: 2328
Apesar de ter registrado redução em sua população indígena nos últimos 10 anos, São Paulo ainda é a 4ª cidade do País com mais índios entre seus habitantes. Segundo o Instituto Brasileiro de Geografia e Estatística (IBGE), são cerca de 13 mil vivendo na metrópole, ante 18,7 mil contabilizados em 2000.


Tribers, the above article says that Sao Paulo is the Brazilian city with the 4th highest number of Indians, about 13,000.
What are you doing to reach them?


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:00 am 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
Posts: 2328
And Joshua rose early in the morning; and they removed from Shittim
Joshua 3:1


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:02 am 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
Posts: 2328
And Jacob rose up early in the morning, and took the stone that he had put for his pillows, and set it up for a pillar, and poured oil upon the top of it.
Gen. 28:18


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:03 am 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
Posts: 2328
And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass
Genesis 22:3


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:17 am 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
Posts: 2328
If Abraham had been a triber, Genesis 22:3 would read like this:

After staying up late the night before reading confidential interviews on the NTM server, Abraham got up about 9:20 a.m., saw it was raining and hit the one-hour snooze button. Outside his faithful wife Sarah was directing one of the local hell-dwellers on how to wash the teflon pans without scratching them while Sarah listened on her iPod to James Dobson describing punishment techniques for disobedient kids who tend to bruise easily. Meanwhile two other servant girls, who lived six inches from hell, washed the dirty clothes that had accumulated from the day before when Abraham returned from hunting wild boar (unsuccessful, but he did manage to pick up 2 kilos of filet mignon at the Carrefour supermarket). At 9:50 a.m., faithful wife Sarah, in a spirit of obedience, awakened weary Abraham to remind him of the 10:15 a.m. Skype call with Field Committee enforcer, Psycho Bob, regarding reports that Abraham and Sarah were not punishing their kids with the required frequency, as observed by veteran field committee chairman, Shape Up or Ship Out Johnson, during his "encouragement" trip to the hot and humid city located one yard from hell.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2643 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47 ... 265  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group