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When my parents were at bible school in Australia in the 70's I recall a family who were studying there with them in preparation for placement in PNG. The bible school went on a short holiday at one point and the family just never turned up after it.

Oh how I envy them...what a laugh...and the management definately didn't know they were going to minus
a few inmates when classes re-commenced on the Monday.

Has anyone else got any other 'Lucky Escape' or 'Winning Against the Odds' Stories?

I wonder what they told the other students?

"Alas the Smith family left for personal reasons due to a family bereavement. Please ask no questions and we will pretend this never happened."

They probably didn't like all those rules that there were in Boot Camp / Bible School. In hindsight it was quite laughable, but bet nothing has changed.

Wonder how many other families hiked it without telling anyone, could ask Australia but they ain't talking .

St. Patricks day , so time for a laugh.

Did you hear the one about the two nuns in Ireland, driving through the country. They alas run out of gas and walk to the nearest farmhouse. The kind farmer offers to give them some gas from his supply in his barn. However the only container he has is an old bedpan. The sisters gratefully accept and walk back to their car. Just as they are pouring the petrol into the car, two tribers drive by (being on furlough and visiting long lost relatives in Ireland). They look in amazement and one turns to the other and says "We may not be of their faith, but we should admire their faith".

Happy St Patrick's day!

A priest is walking along the road one day and sees a little boy with a box at his feet and a sign that says "Kittens for sale, $1". The priest has a look in the box and says to the little boy "what beautiful kittens, they must be Catholic" and goes on his way.

The next week, the priest is walking along the same road and sees the same boy with the same box and a sign that reads "Protestant Kittens for sale, $5". The priest has a look in the box and says to the little boy "but these are the same kittens as last week, why are they now Protestant and $5".

The little boy replies, "Father they have their eyes open now".

A plant nursery had this sign out:

"We are so excited about spring, we wet our plants."

Love it!

Billboard advertising The Mosquito Squad:

"BITE ME! I DARE YOU!"

Been bitin' for 2 years now and haven't been hit yet.
The Mosquito Squad is a fraud.
Pipsqueaks......

So who's the comedian at NTM?
I wrote a letter to someone from my past via the NTM website. In order to verify I was a genuine person I had to enter a word. And the word was "Crooked", which struck me as ironic.

Oops! MIght as well go the full limit.

(I am allowed 2.)
I laughed so hard I wet my plants.......