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Deer Mr Red Barron,

How hangs it? Me doing well at NTM linquiztics correspandex skull. Tooter say my Englosh coming on in lips and bunds. In fact Englosh so gut now that I gut enuff to pass Australian Englosh Test. Tooter say they no I on the level ass me dribble out both sides of mouth.
See ewe got nother post on website "I love ntm" and ewe not hippy with MKs who use words like cowdung (ewes no what I mean by cowdung, ay?). Way two go, dis swerving not gut luk for MKs, best keep Englosh nice and glean.
Mrs Bemused she say this impoted computa is sheep rubbish and if wheeze save our pesos can bye SpellChick. Ewe's not gut SpellChick two, me thunks. Perhaps me dunload it and sent it to ewe, then ewe can spit real proper Englosh too, like dem nice MKs on Fantabeagles, eggcept them once who says Cowdung.

I initially got a kick out of the Red Baron he added a little levity to this very serious topic but if you continue to read his site it becomes clear that he is just a hindrance to the truth. I get frustrated to think that he is his limited wisdom thinks he can determine what each persons story is and he can determine who is lying or who is not. For him to say to someone who was ravaged by a pedophile that they are lying is so beyond insensitive that it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. I do not know how to say this in any nicer way but for him to imply that MK's are less important than the natives that our parents went to reach is profoundly ignorant. The God that I serve is big enough to reach the lost with out sacrificing the children of those he called.
STOP making excuses for pedophiles they are sick they need to be brought to justice and they need to be called out and made an example of so other pedophiles won't think they can go and harm children in a setting with no chance of ever being prosecuted. If they served under NTM than NTM has a responsibility to weed them out and to bring this topic to the light. To make that happen is not wrong it is the right thing to do.
Mr Red Baron if this is to hard of a topic for you to wrap your mind around then just lay it down, walk away slowly and begin to sing coom by ahh ..... or don't worry be happy....it will make all of us feel better

sat·ire   [sat-ahyuhr]
noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
Origin: 1500–10; < Latin satira, variant of satura medley, perhaps feminine derivative of satur sated ( see saturate)

Bemused [Bee moo zed]

Verb or Noun

1. Verb tense, to see irony in almost any situation.
2. Noun tense, self appointed action hero, defender of MKs e.t.c. but doesn't take himself to seriously.
2a. Mrs Bemused. Keeps self appointed action hero in line and stops head from swelling to much!

Origin 1963, South Pacific and definitely NOT Austalian.

Is there a bobble head for this action hero yet?
I want to get one.
First bobble head to ride a bike.

Not exactly impressive......
I think I personally would be a little embarrassed.
But you might be inspired to write a new poem!
As our 2 year old grandson says, "Doogle it, Dad."

So my lasting legacy is to be a nodding figurine. Thank goodness there doesn't seem to be a way to post pictures, the sight would not be that good.

However, have found nodding my head and saying "Yes Dear", is the recipe for a happy marriage .

Does NTM have a range of Bobbleheads that move horizontally instead of vertically when asked questions?

That was very witty! For a guy with jiggled brains!