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Mewwy Chistmess Wed Warren,
Tis da siezon for good fill and piece
Hop ewe is heaving a good Christmess
And Nude Year bring ewe ease

Tank ewe for ewes best witches
On ewes site "IloveNTM"
Ewes english lick mine
Not as gut as dem

Gritings from Dununda
It not a white Chistmess dun here
No snow in summer
Jus da heat and warm beer

Mewwy Chistmess Wed Warren
Al da bezt for Nude Year
And I be guess where
Yep me be here

Befussed from Dununda

Where you go Wed Bearon?
Christmouse just squeak passed
We's party hard dunnunder
And to ewes raz a glass

Now me vagelee remumber
In long diztant hiztory
Wed Bearon he get shot done
By some Aussie militree

Maybeez you not pleaseent memories
Of dem Aussis who shut you done
So me get dem to apillogize
For rueing ewes flying fun

Tis da siezon for forgaving
We's get you a plane from NTM
Den ewes can roam da skies
And hoppily fly agen

Deers Mr Red Baron
On Fonda Eggles wheeze mess ewe
Sum wan clip ewes wings?
Wheeze mess ewes point of view

Nose worry about dem Aussies
Their bark wurz dan da bite
Wez needs a bit of humour
To make life a leetle light

Zat Befused sort of funny
But ewes tells it from zee hart
And whizzout a cents of humor
Wheeze alls falls apart

Red Baron is still alive and well, and doing his best to get us back on the straight and narrow!

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Glad you're still reading, Red Baron!

ONE MILLION and increasing!

(Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!)

Oh my the red Barron is a hoot!! I really needed that

I am sure he means well he is just clueless. Anyone who has to ask their pastor what they should think is ......well you know questionable. oye

Oh yes, Wounded!

"Questionable" is a good word for our old friend Red Baron!

(wink, wink!)

I like the way he signs off: "ass for me and my hose we will serve the Lord amen?"

Dear Mr Bed Rarron
Wheeze so glad ewe back
While ewe away
We suffer Magpie attack

Sum crazy Aussie
With squadron of dem Birds
Drop a load of you know what
And say not nice words

Fly Mr Bed Rarron
Wheeze need you acting man
Pot shot dem magpies
As quack as you can

Wheeze be ever grate full
If you gets the Mugpie Pest
We at NTM head quarters
Say ewe is da best

Bemused, if you ever need to quit what you do for a living, I am sure as a humorist you'd be rich!! Jhahahahahhahahahah!!! Your posts are all great! Thanks for adding the humor to our site!