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Mary and her little lamb
Were called before the Investigation
For some naughty people from their past
Were facing allegation after allegation

They sat there for eternity
Waiting for justice to be done
When they should of been
Out frolicking and having fun

But the investigators noticed
The little lambs fleece white as snow
And with all the time that came to pass
It did grow and grow

So they had that little lamb shorn
With the wool they made for themselves a coat
Hence the saying "Wolves in Sheeps clothing"
Beware of a sheep that smells like a wolf or goat!

Mary and her little lamb
Read each and every thread
They talked about them all
As they tucked up in their bed

But Mary had to explain
To her naive sweet little lamb
That some of the posts
Were well and truly SPAM

This was a revelation
For the lamb thought spam came in tins
But now it is on the internet
Like naughty modern sins

haha! That's good, Bemused!

The spammers have sure been busy lately!

Glad we have Three Willows to kick them out!

Only one willow tree would be overworked for sure.
But three.......

Dear Dad, it's nearly Christmas
And they'll be an empty chair yet again
At the Christmas feast
To bring peace and hope to all men

I won't be there for Christmas
Maybe, just maybe you'll ask why
Or you'll assume I'm on duty
Helping those who soon will die

Its been quite a year
The chickens have come home to roost
I'm doing rather well
The truth coming out has been quite a boost

Maybe in the New Year
We'll sit down and chew the fat
Talk about what happened in the past
Peace, reconcilitation and all that

But I doubt it will happen
For there is little chance of change
As this Titanic sinks
You're the one the seats does rearrange

And when you've rearranged them
For the very last time
Maybe, just maybe
You'll see the error and the crime

Shuffle those chairs this Christmas
Notice the one that's spare
And just pause one little moment and ask
How did it get there?

Just four sleeps till Christmas
Merry Christmas from Downunder
May your day dawn bright
Full of hope and wonder

And here's to the New Year
May it see dreams come true
Nightmares banished forever
And peaceful future view

Thanks to all who wrote here
Your words were well read
Four sleeps now to Christmas
And time I for one, was in bed

Merry Christmas, Bemused!
And to one and all!
A Bright New Year, too!

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Terrified by an earthquake
The wool turned into nylon

Mary was not amused
Nylon is very hard to shear
So she traded in her little lamb
And bought herself a deer

Mary now has a little deer
With no fleece as white as snow
And if she has another earthquake
To Australia, she'll no doubt go!