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Due to a shortfall in funds of late and the need to hire expensive lawyers, NTM has decided to place some items on E-Bay and we Downunder in our all forgiving, gracious way have decided to assist by doing some of the listings. Please feel free to add your personal items that you no longer need or want. We won't even charge for the theraputic effect of such an exercise

Item Number One: Truckloads of guilt for sale. This can be brought by the kilo, ounce or for those with unlimited nostalgia, the suitcase full.
Offer open to all ex NTMers, those trying to escape and dissatified MKs.
This is the genuine Guilt Article, not that immitation Catholic stuff.
Can be personally delivered, just provide all your contact details.

Item two: One paddle. Listed under "items of torture". Alas in poor condition due to over use. Has many MKs bottoms imprinted on it, from over the decades. Was once a fashion accessory for the discerning teacher or dorm parent, now reluctantly for sale.
Ideal purchaser, a dorm parent wishing for the good old days, or an MK wanting to have a theraputic bonfire with some kindling.

I laughed out loud at the shirt!

Can you see these, Bemused?

NTM has listed the following items for immediate sale, though there are precious few of them still in stock:

Self respect
Honesty
Decency
Truthfulness

Opening bids are money, lots of it, so it can be invested.

Sorry, but we've already sold our souls.

I've got some of those items to spare. If I gave them some of mine, maybe they wouldn't have to sell the remainder of theirs to raise the money in the first place
Might just be a bit tight on Decency, as the sight of me in my croc skin shorts, large hat complete with corks and wombat shirt is not exactly wholesome in some parts of the world (read everywhere except beyond The Black Stump).

Item 9. Fancy relaxing in a South Pacific paradise, now is your opportunity? The NTM New Zealand Franchise has been vacant for decades, so now is your chance to purchase it and set yourself up as Field Chairman. Even better you can pay a couple of NZ pesos to a local to write your letters home while you, ski, swim, fish, tramp, watch rugby, drink beer and tell sheep jokes about Australians. Not forgetting the bungy jumping (with no strings attached).
The winner of this auction won't even have to bother learning a foreign language, the locals speak English, more or less. The favourable exchange rate will see you living in the lap of luxury, purchasing the local delicacies, Lambburgers, Lambsfry, Caseroled Lamb, Baa Baa Q Lamb. Wearing of shorts a prerequisite.
For those not able to access Google Earth, New Zealand is East of Australia and sort of like Australia, except no flies, crocs, dingos, wombats, snakes and few Australians.