Ever wondered where your "favourite" abuser ended up? NTM Retirement Complex could be catering to their every whim, but wait there's more. Yes you to can volunteer to look after them. Just visit NTM Homes and apply now. The ever generous NTM will let you park your RV for free (oh the generosity is doing my head in), while you build your "favourite" abusers home and nurse them with lavish TLC.
Oh and don't miss the application form, standard NTM fare (did you really think the leopard would change it's spots), yes please tell us your marital status and when you got married, ummmm what relevance is that, oh sorry forgot you're a bit hung up about that one. Please declare your alcohol and tobacco use, tick those boxes and me thinks one's services won't be required.
Sorry don't think I'll be volunteering . . .
