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https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politi ... land-visit

Dear Pres. Obama,

Bemused here, see you're coming down to visit us, cool. Look I'll get the boys and girls at the fire station to roll out the red carpet. We've just got it dry cleaned from the cyclone that went through a few days ago.
Mrs Bemused and I got a spare room and as long as you don't mind Canine Bemused wandering in at strange times of the early morning, you're welcome to stay. Can do you some nice Kiwi food and order in a nice bottle of red.

We spit pretty gut Englosh dun here, but ya might wanna bring an interupter who spokes Murican and Kewee. Actually I know just the person, will send her a message and see if she is available.

Looking forward to your reply.

Cheers

Bemused

P.s. what does we call a former President? Is it Sir, Mr Pres, Mr former Pres or Mr Obama?

ooh, pick me, pick me!!!

Unfortunately, I know nothing about golf.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/destinat ... ew-zealand

Normally we offer all politicians a free bungy jump, with no strings attached. But as Pres Obama is popular down in this part of the woods, we will recommend a string be attached

Didn't look at the link, but that comment was the best!
You DO come up with some wonders.
About the bungy jump---my land!