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| Author: | Bemused [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Russians Need Our Help. |
http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/news/6093 ... e-get-paid Can you believe it? The Russians are offering a fortune for a new song for their airline. This could be an opportunity of a lifetime. Let's see, ummm, o.k. I think I've got a few lines, how about this: We welcome you To Aeroflot Lovely red carpet We have got We glad you came On board our flight Hammer and Sickle First Class delight Oops, we all one class Serfs and Kings All can enjoy Aeroflot wings Next contribution 
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| Author: | Bemused [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Russians Need Our Help. |
Wait, wait there is more What about this entry by Paul Syson and IHART Artfunkill Are you Boeing to Moscow Fare Caviar and Vodka served in the air Cessnow the tickets on Aeroflot And you soon will be there 
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| Author: | Bemused [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Russians Need Our Help. |
Oh sad news. Paul Syson and IHART Artfunkill have parted ways: There must be 50 ways to leave each other Just go fly Aeroflot, Lot No need to look back, Jack You'll be salt if you do, Stu Just gotta fly true 
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| Author: | Raz [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Russians Need Our Help. |
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| Author: | Bemused [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Russians Need Our Help. |
Message just received: Deer Comrade Bemusedski, Thank you from the heart of our bottom for yaw entries to our wunderful competition, promoating our gloryus airline Aeroflot. You have one second prize, a years holiday in Club Med Siberia at the Gulag Hotel. Alas there is no internet in your cell, oops room, but you will be so busy enjoying the activities provided for you that you knot need internet (and all the people say "Amen" to that). Kindest regards Comrades in Moscow |
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| Author: | Raz [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Russians Need Our Help. |
From Russia with love We'll take you above Please fly in our plane Let's be friends again Just try to forget As you cruise in our jet That small crash in Ukraine Which we can explain Yes we greet with a smile As our girls walk the aisle We do want your money But don't look at us funny **** Oh you almost forgot The word Aeroflot Better put in last verse Or we won't fill your purse |
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| Author: | Bemused [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Russians Need Our Help. |
| Author: | Raz [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Russians Need Our Help. |
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| Author: | Bemused [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Russians Need Our Help. |
We're dreaming of a White Christmas Up Siberia way With snow drops glistening And Santa listening Pulled by his Aeroflot Sleigh |
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