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http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/news/6093 ... e-get-paid

Can you believe it? The Russians are offering a fortune for a new song for their airline.
This could be an opportunity of a lifetime.

Let's see, ummm, o.k. I think I've got a few lines, how about this:


We welcome you
To Aeroflot
Lovely red carpet
We have got

We glad you came
On board our flight
Hammer and Sickle
First Class delight

Oops, we all one class
Serfs and Kings
All can enjoy
Aeroflot wings


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Wait, wait there is more

What about this entry by Paul Syson and IHART Artfunkill

Are you Boeing to Moscow Fare
Caviar and Vodka served in the air
Cessnow the tickets on Aeroflot
And you soon will be there

Oh sad news. Paul Syson and IHART Artfunkill have parted ways:

There must be 50 ways to leave each other

Just go fly Aeroflot, Lot
No need to look back, Jack
You'll be salt if you do, Stu
Just gotta fly true

Message just received:

Deer Comrade Bemusedski,

Thank you from the heart of our bottom for yaw entries to our wunderful competition, promoating our gloryus airline Aeroflot.
You have one second prize, a years holiday in Club Med Siberia at the Gulag Hotel. Alas there is no internet in your cell, oops room, but you will be so busy enjoying the activities provided for you that you knot need internet (and all the people say "Amen" to that).

Kindest regards

Comrades in Moscow

From Russia with love
We'll take you above
Please fly in our plane
Let's be friends again

Just try to forget
As you cruise in our jet
That small crash in Ukraine
Which we can explain

Yes we greet with a smile
As our girls walk the aisle
We do want your money
But don't look at us funny

****

Oh you almost forgot
The word Aeroflot
Better put in last verse
Or we won't fill your purse

We're dreaming of a White Christmas
Up Siberia way
With snow drops glistening
And Santa listening
Pulled by his Aeroflot Sleigh