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Author: | Bemused [ Fri May 11, 2018 11:54 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: POEMS in "PURPLE"....are what I have to say! |
For this one, let's get our wind instruments out and . . . . I was a self diagnosed Constipated Christian For whom little came to pass So I prescribed myself an enema And awaited a moving blast Forty days I waited Forty long nights too Not a single revelation So I concluded I was truly in the poo Well, not strictly speaking For old familiar faeces still remained within And after forty days and forty nights I wore a constipated grin Then I saw a sign "This Way Is Relief" So I girded up my loins And hoped it was end to internal grief Rome wasn't built in a day But my internals are getting there Good things do come to pass But please stand up wind in fresh air |
Author: | Raz [ Sat May 12, 2018 10:08 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: POEMS in "PURPLE"....are what I have to say! |
That poem stinks, Bemused. But in a very funny way. |
Author: | mosquito bite [ Mon May 14, 2018 3:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: POEMS in "PURPLE"....are what I have to say! |
Well, that was a good way to say it. I stand back from the stinky ones. Mostly. |
Author: | Bemused [ Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:41 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: POEMS in "PURPLE"....are what I have to say! |
Fiddle de de Fiddle de dum Explained by Bemused Religion 101 Love thy neighbor As long as with thee agree If neighbor don’t Cast loose and free Call preaching, sharing But listen not Shame if thee be infected By another’s lot Confess thy sins Absolve self of same And if thee slip Tempting devil just blame Forgive the sins Of them with whom thee pray And when prey they do Look the other way So on, so forth That’s a quick overview I failed Religion 101 Not committed to. |
Author: | Raz [ Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:53 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: POEMS in "PURPLE"....are what I have to say! |
Nice to hear from our Poet in Residence ... we've missed you! |
Author: | Bemused [ Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: POEMS in "PURPLE"....are what I have to say! |
Are Bert and Ernie gay? It is our right to know Good Christian folk Do not let our morals go We gotta get to Sesame Street Demand an inquiry frank and full Weed out Sodom and Gomorrah And off the tv perverts pull No forgiveness for Bert and Ernie Unless they repent on bended knee Horrid little perverts Who live together on tv And Uncle will join our protest He who molested MKs for years But we close our eyes and forgive Lest we offend his precious ears |
Author: | Raz [ Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:14 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: POEMS in "PURPLE"....are what I have to say! |
Funny ... and not funny. Thanks, Bemused. You've got it right, as usual! |
Author: | Bemused [ Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:50 pm ] |
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I remember being at home one day and my father coming round. The tv was on and there was a gay politician speaking. My father became livid and used language that I'd never heard him utter before. And yet he denied that there was any serious child abuse at Numonohi, despite knowing that our neighbour went to jail for the same. I've never been able to understand why extreme religious people are so concerned about what consenting adults get up to in their private lives, yet show no concern when their religious colleagues abuse children. I suspect the hypocrisy of this has caused many to leave their churches, missions or other institutions. As for Bert and Ernie, who cares, they only exist down to their navels |
Author: | mosquito bite [ Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: POEMS in "PURPLE"....are what I have to say! |
"As for Bert and Ernie, who cares, they only exist down to their navels ..." That's pretty funny! |
Author: | Bemused [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: POEMS in "PURPLE"....are what I have to say! |
Soul Alone or AWOL If I wrote out my story Would you give it a tick And then stop reading quickly Before it made you quite sick Would you weigh up the odds And think, "this cannot be true" No person would do What this person claims men do If I came to you church And you saw my face The lines, the anguish In your holy place Would the first thing you ask Be, "how are you and our god?" The what if I were honest And replied, "it's a relationship odd" Would this cause a dilemma A plea for my soul Would you say "Trust Jesus He'll make you whole" Or would you react Like very few do Listen, really listen And pass not judgemental view Would you say "forgive" Or "crime must not pay" Would you fight for justice Or just squirm away But worry not for your church My story there will not take its toll For what need have I of such place When I have not left, a soul |
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