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Fly like an Eagle?

Flap, flap, step, jump, hover, crash, "911"


Hello Emergency
Flight Kiwi MK is down
Wings to short, beak to long
Mobilise code brown

Tried to soar with Eagles
With them short stubby wings
Love the enthusiasm
That everlasting hope to him brings

Messages of hope to Emergency Department
Where traction is working well
Be back in the air soon
After a long recuperation spell

You don't fool anyone, Kiwi Bemused.

You've been flying ever since you hit this Forum.

Especially on this poetry thread, which now has received 490,810 views!!

Thanks for the flowers, chocolates and best wishes that arrived in my hospital room last night.

I was watching the Oscar results at the time. I see NTM won "best fiction screen play" for "we really care" and IHART won the "best travel documentary" and I'm sure I saw you on the red carpet, but it might of been the pain killers kicking in, cuz it all got a bit hazy and then I woke up and decided to go for a flight, but fell out the window and . . . .

Eagle, Eagle
In the sky
Why you soar
So very high?

Look at me
Aerodynamically squat
Stumps for wings
Is what I got

So on the ground
I firmly sit
Writing lines
Of mirth and wit



I

Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool
Our lawyers they need paying
The mission coffers are not full

NBC, the heathens
Have caused us quite a stir
So we are after more donations
For "the work" must not defer

Reputations must be defended
So we must shear the flock
Can't have our men of god
Lined up in the dock

Give until it hurts
Then give again and again
We welcome all your mites
And all the people said Amen

"NBC, the heathens" ....

Yes, I am sure that's what's being repeated among the blinded faithful.

Fake news, you know.