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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:59 pm 
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Just the three of us here in this quiet poetry place ... Bemused, Raz and Mosquito Bite, grinning at each other like Cheshire cats. :D

And yet there have been another 100,000 hits on this site in the past month.

This puzzles me no end ...

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:00 pm 
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Oh, and thedennis1!

Can't forget Dennis!

(Hi, Dennis! :) )


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Poor, poor Dennis. He is probably at this very moment heading for the upwind hills on a fast camel. Scratching his head and wondering why there is a Mosquito, a cRAZy and a Diagnostic Agnostic Misspiller from Dunudder, writing about Elephant dung and Roses. And when he pauses to water his trusty camel steed, he will be praying that the winds of global warming have not wafted the odour to his sanctuary.

Meanwhile shall we continue to grin like Cheshire Cats, for as the old saying goes "He who laughs last, did not get the joke".

And so we bravely sojourn into 2018, (some of us already having arrived). Armed with our enormous pooper scoopers, a well used old joke book and gigantic well manured Roses. Yes comrades (oops make that respected friends) we journey where feud fur to trod, into the vowels of darkness, with our rusty flueshlights, gritting old familiar faeces . . .

But what of Dennis? Tune in next time when all will be revealed . . . .

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 6:05 pm 
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:D


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:02 am 
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3 - 2 - 1 Now it is 2018 in Fanda Eagles Land.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:48 pm 
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Did you say "flushlights?"


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:49 pm 
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I guess they come because they like poetry.
Because we are some of the best.
And Raz cheers us on.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:04 am 
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:D


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:52 am 
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I was walking in my garden
When I looked on other side of the fence
And I saw the grass was greener
For the growth rate was immense

I uttered to myself
"How can this truly be
For I have tended my humble garden
With care so lovingly?"

The grass it was so much greener
I felt anguish in my soul
And I sought a divine answer
To again make me good and whole

And then came the answer
"Bemused you've shoveled Elephant poo for years
And ya put it over the fence
Where it's been growing grass up to giants ears"

So now I hear thee pondering
"Was this the Almighty speaking to this strange MK?"
Nah, twas Raz in a little email
Where she said she was glad she lived far, far away :lol:


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A Little Cross Cultural Story, to give a smile :D

I was out yesterday at a nice eatery, when I heard a familiar accent. So I thought I'd go introduce myself and wandered over and said, "Hi there, hope you good folk don't mind me intruding, but I just can't place your accent". "We're from Texas" they replied, shaking my hand vigorously and with smiles a mile wide. "Texas?" I replied, with a perplexed look on my face, "not sure where that is". They look somewhat amazed and said, "Why it's part of the United States of America, actually it's the biggest state in the USA". "The United States of where" I queried, "don't recall that part of the world, where is it?" They looked a little frustrated when they told me, "Mexico is to the South". "Yes" I replied with a grin, "I know where Mexico is". "And Canada is on our Northern border" they went on. "Oh yes" I said, "I know Canada well, but never heard of the United States of America". They looked completely flabbergasted. Last I saw of them, they were tweeting "Australians are geographically ignorant".

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