I am sorry to inform you that I have "manflu" and I am under strict instructions to not venture out into the cold winter air, unless it is a dire emergency.
Second thoughts, it isn't winter north of the equator and I could do with some warm air into my ailing lungs.
O.k. give me a clue where you are:
a) Having a drink with Larry at Sanford.
b) Your call is important to us, but Paul is away for a few weeks meeting supporters, so please leave a message after the beep.
c) At a remote retreat, pondering the great wisdom of Fanda Eagles.
d) Other. Please specify.
I have my rescue gear donned and am ready
P.s. for those not familiar with the "manflu", it is that disease that disables men and renders them incapable of any household chores and the only energy they can muster is to push the buttons on the remote. I deny claims by Mrs Bemused that I have such an ailment, after 30 years of being a nurse, it is not possible. However I would like to point out that she works with predominantly men and is prone to this strange ailment.