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Oh, thanks for including Andy!!

I hope no one notices he's here!!!

Where is Shortsighted?
He may miss the ball every time and that would be good.

It is getting very entertaining at the half time bar. Raz is now on her 10th drink! Andy is attempting to work miracles, yes he's just turned the wine into water! Nice one Andy.
Oops lookout Kari has just turned up and decided to join in after a bit of time away, yes she is calling for order and is moving the posts. Bemused has moved his posts all over the place, messy boy!
The ref and lines people have just popped their head in and pointed out that time is getting on and the 1,184,800 spectators (yes folks we are way past the million now, so someone is reading the Fanda Eagles site) are getting restless and ready for the second half.
"Just one more drink all round ref" is the consensus, meanwhile the Tribers are sorting out their positions, their lovely white uniforms glistening in the celestial sunlight.

10th drink? Are you shearious, Kiwi boy? Hazyuu been coun... ting?

Thish izh jus wadder ...

Look out. We're gonna get reprimanded for our lack of seriousness about serious matters again.

Wipe that grin off your face, Bemused.

Ha, ha. The disclaimer for this thread is in the threads title. So anyone with no sense of humour is hardly going to be reading this thread .
Now that is your 11th wine (no its spelt wine, not whine!), and you are beginning to sound like Red Barron with some interesting Engslosh.
Actually the rest seem to have left the bar, get your boots on Raz, the second half is about to begin. Ummm Raz, the left boot goes on the left foot and the right boot certainly does not go there! Yes, yes that is a very interesting rendition of "These Boots were made for walking", but perhaps not on the table top .

Hang on I can hear the Tribers warming up, they are singing:

We welcome you
To the game
The second half
Won't be the same
For we have bribed
The lovely ref
And to his whistle
We are deaf!

Right everyone in position, ready for the second half, oh hang on Mrs Bemused is on the field and wants a word with Bemused. Slight delay folks, don't go away. Commercial break.

[quote="Bemused" Yes, yes that is a very interesting rendition of "These Boots were made for walking", but perhaps not on the table top .
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(Wish I knew how to turn that emoticon sideways.)

Anyone notice that Pesky Kiwi has sneakily managed to poke fun and insult both teams and even someone who seems to be playing on both sides and he's got us killing ourselves with laughter. That is a clever comedian!
Of course if I wasn't so loving and forgiving, I'd rev up my chainsaw and cut that Kiwi down to size, appears I have a reputation to uphold with my chainsaw .

Ms Breaking the silence is wetting her pants, laughing hysterically and out of control--please bring in the big guys in big white coats to take her away:)(won't be the first time)!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Ms Breaking the Silence, I can't resist, but I'm sure if you have a incontinence problem, some nurse will be along shortly with "Incompetence Products" Don't worry about the big men in white coats, you can have them after I've finished with them, I may be a while however .

It's way past my bedtime, so time to call it a day.