My Dear Brothers and Sisters at NTM,
I have a heavy heart. A heart that needs the peace, serenity and security of a place of solace. As you are no doubt aware of recent events in my peaceful country of New Zealand, in which Kim Dot Com, vacated his $24 million dollar mansion after a minor altercation with the FBI.
This humble mansion would ideally suit my planned lifestyle and I have laid it upon my own heart to ask thee to prayerfully consider what you can do to help me in my hour of need.
Your donations to further my work and lifestyle will be most graciously received. Please send cash in brown paper envelopes or your bank account details with passwords. Alternatively stocks, shares and jewelery are acceptable too.
Please send to
Bemused's Mansion Fund, C/o Bemused, Downunder (NZ).Yours in my way
Bemused
Note to Fandaeagles: Will let you know when have moved into the mansion and we'll have that big reunion party. Anybody got a use for a blowup replica Soviet tank?
