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Hell no. I traded in the chainsaw for a mega supersize combine harvester. I've called it ICEberg and I am in the field of the Lord, harvesting for all I am worth.

You are so right. Now is the time, the hardwork has really begun to bear fruit, the world has had presented to it the real tragedy that is NTM. If we drop it now, we only have ourselves to blame. This was not some accidental fluke that ICE just happened to stumble along and find a pervert flying in and arrest him. This is the result of some damn hard work, by some very clever and diligent people. If you know something, speak out now. It is time to thank those who worked their butts off to make this happen. And it is time to thank God that finally the U.S. government has found a group that will take action.

Join me in the paddock brothers and sisters, for the harvest is ripe.

Look out, people, Aussie's on the move!



Seriously, though, Aussie's right, this took a lot of work and initiative on somebody's part...thank you!

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Written by Iwillflyagain!

Oh some of us are unlovable
Even our mothers say its true
If you've ever seen my worn out face
It ain't no pretty view

And Aussie is down right scary
Grown men lock their doors
That chainsaw reving up
Has no reverse or even pause

Mosquito Bite wears Ali Baba things
Calls them fashion craze
Last worn by John Lennon
In his experimental days

Then there is Raz
Dentures flying across the room
Every time she reads a crazy post
Her dentures meet their doom

So to really love us
You must have taste very strange
Or be kind and wonderful
And that should never change

love it!

(just checked. dentures still in.)

Well you may have checked your dentures
But are you speaking in strange accent?
Just I lost a pair of my patients
And I think I know where they went

Because there is a patient down here
With a lovely pearly grin
But speaking with an American accent
And strange dentures in

"Impossible" I hear some doubter
Really must you have such little imagination
This is the Downunder Reverse Switch
Denture Exchange Reconfiguration

And of course you can trust me
With the wisdom of this verse
Because, all join in the chorus
I'm a nurse

Oh I can see you smiling
Yep, that's the teeth I lost
Any chance you can return them
At my patients cost?

Oh you can't speak clearly
Yes Mrs Jones had verbal diahorrea
Don't worry I know the cure for that
I'll just get my gear

oops! lost 'em again!

Well hurry up and find them
The Rature could happen any day
And a toothless Raz
Should not head heavens way

Oh hang on
Message coming from NTM land
Apparently the Rapture has been delayed
As reaching the last tribe has not gone as planned

Relax, no panic after all
Just mail my patients ones back to me
And I'll send yours back
You want them washed or naturally?