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I'm rolling on the floor howling with laughter down here. Nowaware is right, "in good jest".

We all have a bit of receding "Triber" in us to some degree, it comes with the territory. But time does usually lessen the effects and a good laugh certainly helps.

Right, everyone happy? We'll turn the "fasten seat belt" sign off and continue with Fanda Eagles Flight 007 and a half. Oh hang on, do it up again, another Loop de Loop coming . . . .

Oops, think I caused a bit of turbulence. Bad crosswind.

I promise to behave.
I promise to behave!
I promise to try and behave.
Nah, I'm Aussie, can't change the habits of a lifetime .

Everybody okay?

Just checking.

I know **I** am okay. Enjoying Bemused's aeroplane acrobatics!

I have in fact been on several terrifying rides in small planes back in the day. And I learned that each time, I did finally come back to earth safely. So now when life seems turbulent, if I can just hang on, and wait, things do eventually settle out, and I find my footing once more.

Glad to see you're out of the hangar Romeo Alpha Zulu. Just had a little turbulence while you was in for rest and restoration.

All was going well, until Alpaha Uniform Sierra decided to do some acrobatics and shouted "Loop de loop, Brace!".

Alas the static was bad this morning and the message sounded more like "Fly de Coop, Race!" and so Mike Bravo ended up upside down not quite strapped in as securely as perhaps would have been advisable.

No worries, November Oscar Whiskey came to Mike Bravo's aid and has applied a cold compress and a sticker that says "Next Time Fly MAF".

We've all pitched in and bought Mike Bravo a brand new pair of Flying Ali Baba Pants, so all is back to "normal", if anything around here is ever "normal".

Over and out

Bravo Echo Mike

Good one Bravo Echo Mike

More than two laughs over that, Bemused! Most excellent!

Carry on!

November Oscar Whisky and Romeo Alpha Zulu, do you read over? (to which they replied of course we do and we can wrote too)

Am currently cruising above Sanford International and see November Tango Mike is taxing for takeoff. November Tango Mike seems to be unaware that engine one has fallen off, engine two is emiting Holy Smoke, engine three hasn't even started and engine four is the only one functioning because it was reconditioned by MAF.

Have radioed Capt. Lima Bravo and suggested an immediate MayDay be issued, but no reply. Did receive a garbled message from Crossview Airlines, which said that I didn't know what I was talking about, because it is October not MayDay and they had a whole legal team to prove it if I persisted with my errant allegations.

I think Capt. Lima Bravo may be attempting take off with lightened load, as can see passengers climbing out of the hold and old baggage being thrown overboard.

Do you have any recommendations?

Over

Oops. Dentures.

There. That's better.

Sorry, can you repeat, didn't quite get that.