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I took a little medicine
From Dr Suess
It made me write and write
With words I was loose

"Dr Suess" I did inquire
"What is this elixir sweet
I keep telling the truth
Yes The Truth, I do repeat"

"It's Truth Serum" replied the doctor
"I've been using it for years
Given it to many patients
To ally their Fibbing Fears"

So I swallowed quickly
One dose and then another
Till my words flowed freely
One after each other

No longer alas
Do I lie in my bed
I'm on the computer
Typing truths instead

Fingers going lickerty split
A to Z and back again
Here's a toast to Seuss's Serum
And truthful men

[quote="Demostenes Dalai Mud Lama"]Dr. Seuss, google is your friend as to kichutes. I'm too tired right now to explain that they were simple tennis shoes with rubber cleats. They were all black, and a pile of them at the boys dorm after soccer caused vertigo in 9 out of 10 mosquitoes.


It was the MUD on them that caused the mosquito to swoon.

“You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.”
― Dr. Seuss, I Can Read With My Eyes Shut!

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
― Dr. Seuss (He got it from Mrs Bemused )

“You'll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

Dear Dr. Seuss,

I need a refill on my current prescriptions:

Mountain Dew... To be taken after lunch (preferably with a bucket of KFC....extra crispy)
Snickers bar.....whenever the boss detects stress, but at least once in the morning and once after watching network news
Baconator with extra pickle....to be used right after blood test

The Good Dr. Suess prescribes:

Forget Mountain Dew and try pure Mountain Air, unpolluted by large populations and industrial sites.
Forget Snickers Bars, full of sugar and fat.

Instead, bring thyself to a slice of Paradise, where the air is fresh, the food and wine devine and the locals friendly (well interesting).

This presciption is sponsored by the New Zealand Tourisim Board (which is not part of Australia, totally different country, and not clean, green with friendly locals. More dry, fly prone, with Crossview).

P.s. Dr. Suess would comment on Baconators, but has no idea what they are. Sounds like a cross between a pig and an aligator, which would not be recommended as a food source.