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And now folks, courtesy of The Muppets, It's the Muppet Show Theme, rewritten of course:

[Kermit]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Its The Fanda Eagles Show!

[Muppets]
Its time to play the music
Its time to light the lights
Its time to meet the MKs on the Fanda Eagles Show tonight.

Its time to kiss and makeup
Its time to put it right
Its time to raise the curtain on all those things not right

[Old Men]
Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know
Its like a kind of torture
Watching NTM go so slow

[Muppets]
But now its getting started
Why don't you get things started?
Its time to get things started
On the most sensantional
Inspirational
Celebrational
Expect-tational
This is what we call The Fanda Eagles Show!

By Special request and a "little help from a friend" The Beatles Help

Help, I need somebody
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone,
Help!

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I got packed up and sent the missionary way.
But now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Some things sit heavy on my mind, I've seen NTM and it's flaws.

Help me with your words, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate the new friends I've found.
I'm still getting my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
Gone them fond memories of missionary days.
Every now and then I need to reassure,
For what I saw and heard made me not go back for more.

Help me with your words, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate the new friends I've found.
I'm still getting my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I got packed up and sent the missionary way.
But now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Some things sit heavy on my mind, I've seen NTM and it's flaws.

Help me with your words, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate the new friends I've found.
Help me get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

Help me,
Help me,
Ooooooo.

I'm dancing, just a little ... such a catchy little tune.

Oops, demerits for me. No dancing allowed.

WHAT?
Raz, did you forget you're free???????
Dance away!

Take your partners
Doozy Doe
Play the Beatles
Here we go

Arrthritis rattle
Denture fling
Shake the body
Dance and sing

Come on Raz
Mosqito Bite
This is our
Dancing site

Thai and Iron
Keeping Time
And odd Bemused
Composing Rhyme

Mitt join in
It is not wrong
Never forgetting
Mr Long

Lookout for Aussie
Oh what a sight
With Radiochick
We dance all night

Tuti, Barney
P Bennet too
This is turning
Into quite a doo

Here they come
Two by two
Just don't play
"We Welcome You!"

It is Easter
Lets dance and hop
Till exhausted
We smiling drop

That. Was. Awesome.


You rock the house, Bemused!

Not to ruin the Easter spirit, but here is one from our childhood. Enjoy.

Chorus

Untold millions are still invested,
Untold millions in a mission infested,
They make a mockery of Jesus love,
While the heavenly millstones rain down from above.

Jesus come on Cavalry,
To hunt them one by one,

Now he calls to you and me,
To go and bring them in for many…(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, wow, Thai Mk, well remember that one.
And even liked it.
But now everything has new meaning.
Unexpected, terribly flawed, sad and dark meaning.
Now.

Be-boppin' with you, Befused!

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to/ cry if I want to/ cry if I want to......"
"Sixteen candles."....a hundred years ago......
Going to NZ "in a yellow submarine/ yellow submarine/ yellow submarine"
(In their condition, I guess they could imagine they were wherever they wanted to be whenever however....)
"Writing love letters in the sand....."
(So I can say whatever I want to and there will be no proof. )
R and R/ Calypso/ Square Dancing, too, is really fun if you know what you're doing......
Use the chapel money for a dance floor!
Who has an old 45 player and lots of 45s???????
Or am I speaking a foreign language?

Oh, yes!
PLEASE don't play "We Welcome You."