And Jesus popped into HQ and said unto the management team "Behold thee have changed thy name and no longer call thyself Mission, why hath thee done this?". And they spake unto him, "Behold, we live in enligtened times and they who we claimed to help in former times are now less a priority in our business plan. Our new model of structure is to build for ourselves mansions here on earth, so all will know what a glimpse of heaven is really like. And our past was such that it is better we draw a curtain over it, that cannot be rendered in two". And Jesus paused, waiting for the cock to crow, but it did not. Then they served Him roast chicken and bade Him farewell, for He was a little to scruffy for the image that went with the name they did now wish to be known by.