Mary and her little lamb
Were dancing to Disco beat
When arrived an invitation
At Chicago some MKs to meet
"So what is this meeting?" asked the lamb
Not aware of Mary's past
"Is this a musical get together
Where we dance and have a blast?"
"Ummmm, not exactly" replied Mary
"More exorsising the demons of memory lane
For not all MKs have good memories
And some it has caused much pain"
"Oh" said the lamb
Not theologocially aware
Of the ins and outs of MK life
The ups and the despair
So Mary explained her childhood
Well as best you can to a lamb
And they pondered the invitation
To explore a childhood sham
For the little lamb was perplexed
Why some were not as white as snow
Yet took a message of good hope
So all the world might know
And in the process of delivery
The innocent got badly messed
Then the guilty were forgiven
For what they had not confessed
"Strange thing this missionary business"
Mused the lamb to MK Mary
"Seems the uncivilised were just fine
Twas others who were downright scary"
And so the conversation went on
Till long after the lamb should of been in bed
And even when tucked up between the sheets
More questions roamed it's little head
So will Mary and her little lamb
Be at Chicago I hear thee inquire?
Well it is a matter of discussion
But I believe it is their heartfelt desire
Meantime look out for a wooly twosome
With fleece lined dancing boots
But not a wolf in sheeps clothing
If seen, press alarm and give three hoots
and