MK forum

Discuss anything MK here
It is currently Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:12 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 3255 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 322, 323, 324, 325, 326
Author Message
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:40 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:04 pm
Posts: 3649
THE BITE IS BACK! :lol:


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:04 pm
Posts: 3649
mosquito bite wrote:
The world is waking up to clergy abuse.
Gymnast abuse.
Why not to MK abuse?
What's going on in Australia with the Royal Commission over there, Bemused?


That was a very quick answer from Star Telegram!
Clap! Clap!


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:47 am 
Offline

Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:21 pm
Posts: 5
Bemused wrote:
A Little Christmas Poem ;)

On the first day of Christmas
My parents said to me
Behold we will be Tribers
Creme de la creme la missionary

On the second day of Chrismas
We told our kith and kin
All were sorely amazed
And said we needed our heads looking in

On the third day of Christmas
We arrived at training camp
They put us in a stable
Which was cold, dark and damp

On the fourth day of Christmas
I began to doubt the call of the Lord
But I sort of smiled feebly
For I wished not to be smote by holy sword

On the fifth day of Christmas
We packed our bags for foreign parts
Girded up our loins
To save the Brown Gold hearts

On the sixth day of Christmas
I swore we'd arrived in hell
Not only was it really hot
It had an awful smell

On the seventh day of Christmas
I started mission boarding school
It was a culture shock
For boarding school was not cool

On the eighth day of Christmas
Things happened that were really weird
But they said I must keep quiet
For the black souls could be seared

On the ninth day of Christmas
I came back to civilian life
But I found it a trifle hard
To move on from mission strife

On the tenth day of Christmas
I wrote to the mission to complain
But they said they were now absolved
For they did change their name

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My family said I must forget
Forgive what they said happened not
And be grateful for all I'd met

Now it's the twelth day of Christmas
And my true love said to me
"My, my you've had real adventures
And now you is flying free"

So Merry Christmas friends and friends
Let the frivolity and poetry flow loose
And raise a glass to good health and happiness
But make mine an orange juice





On the 13 day of Christmas
I got really really pissed
But it only happened once
So rehab i missed :lol:

Merry Christmas Eagles, fly high!!!!


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:35 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:27 pm
Posts: 5047
mosquito bite wrote:
Outstanding moment--not good for humility....
In a face to face meeting recently
Someone asked
So you're Mosquito Bite?
Lowering my eyes
I answered in a small voice

yes.........


That made me smile, MB! Yes, to your many readers, you are our much-loved Mosquito Bite!

And I am Raz.

;)

:D


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 11:09 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:04 pm
Posts: 3649
Thanks!
We fly high.
They slither around in the bushes.
Maybe I can buzz them out! :D


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 3255 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 322, 323, 324, 325, 326

All times are UTC - 5 hours


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group