East Brazil saw how Sanford threw them under the bus with the IFART report. In fact, Jason Borneo reports from the sidewalk at 1000 E. First St. that the natives from down south are restless and ponder breaking away from the mother ship.
Guess what the other field committee members from other fields are doing? They know their turn is coming. Even if Sidebotham the Snail manages to drag this out until Chelsea Clinton, Jebedius Bush IV and/or Scott No Feeling At This Time Kodiak runs for President (the PNG ISpleen report should be ready to be released in the summer of 2060, just before the Summer Olympics in Riyadh...burqas for swimming and diving), at some point a postal investigator is going to stand up, and with a thunderous voice, or maybe a short tweet, tell the world who Sidebotham and Ross decided was expendable.
And now, Silly Songs with Larry (Brown, that is),
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