Act I, scene 1:
New Vibes, we've got your ass and your donkey in a sling on this child abuse stuff.
Throw us a bone, and we'll make you look good, and then we can close our files, and get back to fighting the war on drugs, which is almost over.
Act I, scene 2:
Prayer meeting in Sanford.
Act I, scene 3:
Diddly Squat
Act II, scene 1:
Diddly Squat
Act II, scene 2:
Canceled because the boat doesn't have proper paperwork
Act II, scene 4:
Prayer meeting in Sanford to figure out what the hell happened to scene 3
Act III, scene 1
A sacrificial pedophile is chosen
Act III, scene 2
Should we involve local authorities?
Act III, scene 3
Truth, justice and the American way of life prevail.
The arrest.
Lights dim.
The audience files out, remarking how the special effects made it seem so real.