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 Post subject: Re: Media Alert
PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 12:39 pm 
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Hehehehe - I started out reading this as a serious post - sooo funny - very much worth a laugh - HnH, you don´t have to post anything comical in the Via´s in the 80´s (was it you who said that?)


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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 1:11 pm 
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:lol:

Oh, that was awesome! :D


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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:22 pm 
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any guesses as to the author?? ;)


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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:31 pm 
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Is it possible Red Baron has switched sides?
Or just trying on a different hat??
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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:51 pm 
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Methinks OT has not really gone too far away. :)


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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:58 pm 
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Me thinks rroym has not gone too far away either.


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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 5:48 pm 
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If I were the author of that piece, I think it would be wise to keep my identity secret! :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:03 pm 
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And... This just appeared in MY inbox. ROFL!

New Tribes Mission Denies All Allegations
Face straight, fingers crossed, NTM spokeswoman faces tough questions

Dateline: Sanford, FL

Nita Zelenak, spokeswoman for NTM, appeared today before curious reporters to offer clarification on what she called "the alleged law suit against NTM."

"Allegations of a law suit against NTM are simply hearsay," she said, fingers crossed behind her back in a ploy last seen when she denied that Joel Price ever worked with children in Venezuela. "We haven't been served with any papers at all, legal or otherwise. We have no idea what this is about. Really. If we find out anything more, we'll call you. Trust us."

"I can verify," she continued in answer to reporters' questions, "that Les Emory never really was in the Philippines. Neither were Jane Does 1 through 23. Or even John Does 1 through 78. These are baseless allegations, clearly the work of the Devil."

When pressed about allegations that sexual perverts had wormed their way into many NTM boarding schools around the world, she replied, "What schools? NTM hasn't run any schools since 1994."

She explained the smoke rising from the Personnel Office as "just normal investigations." She maintained that this was "nothing out of the ordinary" and that the staff would soon be finished "addressing some unresolved issues," at which time the fire trucks presently on standby would return to the station.

Meanwhile, rumors that Pat Hendrix had spent the last three days "double checking" information on the NTM servers under the watchful gaze of Scott Ross were scotched by CEO Larry "Naaman" Brown. "These are just allegations," he said. "NTM never responds to allegations. In fact, we don't respond to much of anything, come to think of it."


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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:18 pm 
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Nothing like a little bit of humour (that spelling was for the Canadians among us) before bedtime. Gnite all.


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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 10:26 pm 
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Nothing about Les Emory makes me laugh. Perhaps those who were wounded by Frank Parker feel the same way. If I was insensitive in finding humor in the earlier post someone authored about him, please forgive me.


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