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Some of the job postings for the Philippines - note that the field needs 3 computer technicians, 1 web-master, and 1 graphic designer. If I could get anywhere near recommended support to do one of these part time gigs, I would sign up in a heart-beat (yes, I said part time):

Computer Support Technician Technology
Computer Technician Technology
Computer Technician Technology
Counselor Education - Other
Dorm Parent Education - Other
Graphic Designer Communications
Position Type Priority
Home School Coordinator Education - Other
Librarian Education - Other
Supply Buyer Business & Administration Urgent
Teacher Industrial Art Education - Other
Teacher Computers Education - Other
Teacher Elementary Grades Education - Teacher Elementary
Teacher English Education - Teacher Secondary
Teacher Foreign Language Education - Teacher Secondary
Teacher Math Education - Teacher Secondary
Teacher Physical Education Education - Teacher Secondary
Teacher Science Education - Teacher Secondary
Teacher Science Education - Teacher Secondary
Teacher Social Studies Education - Teacher Secondary
Teacher Special Education Secondary Grades Education - Teacher Secondary
Translator Evangelism & Church Planting Urgent
Web Master - Communications

Is that the whole list?

Only one non-support type job on the list?

Really?

Wow, I've been away from the Philippines a long, long time.

19 years.

No, not the entire list. Just some of the fluff.

Just wait a few more years until we see: Laundry care manager, dry-cleaning manager, clothes folding manager, physical laundry plant manager, laundry facility finance manager, laundry supply buyer, laundry facility cleaning specialist, soap dispensing technologist, laundry facility representative, laundry facility quality control specialist, laundry control risk manager....etc.

Sounds like somebody's got a lot of dirty laundry.

Bemused's Labada para sa lahat na matuming damit, malinis garantisado!

Of for those who like me speak no Filipino whatsoever (but have a few colleagues who happily translate for me).

Bemused's Laundry Service: All your dirty laundry spotless, gauaranteed.

Very good, Bemused!



Tell your translators maraming salamat!