I wrote a little book
Indeed, indeed I did
And I showed it to my wife
For such things should not be hid
She said it was very good
Such praise, such praise indeed
She liked the pictures and the words
And said it was a funny read
Now I don't care for hiding bushels
So I shared it with four friends
Who shared it with four more
And now the story knows no ends
My litte book I wrote
It's zooming round the earth
And folks are a reading and smiling
Some double up with mirth
It's just a little story
Of my childhood strange but true
It ain't designed to preach or change
Anyones point of view
And folks they is a saying
It's given them a little smile
So I figure the whole exercise
Has certainly been worthwhile
Now if thee would like to see said book
Drop a little line
And I'll send thee the link
For it's digital and hath no spine
Then if thee like what thee read
Share it with a friend
And smile for that to is free
Not a dime will thee have to spend