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Where will they be this Christmas
Victims, perpetrators, NTM
Will they be celebrating with family
Or all alone again?

Will it be just another year gone
And another one looming just the same
Or another few steps closer
To the end of the game

Will there be happy families
Celebrating why we got sent
Or bitter feelings of resentment
Because sinners won't repent

Will those of us who have family
To hold and call our own
Spare a thought for those of us
Who now commiserate alone

Will Christmas be a sad reflection
Of what went wrong so many years ago
And the joy of Christmas spirit
Not be something that some do know

Where will they be this Christmas
Victims, perpetrators, NTM
Will they be celebrating with family
Or all alone again?

For those of you who don't have family this Christmas ...

We will be your family. The Eagles Family.

Together we soar.

Hey Mrs Bemused
Set the Christmas Dinner table
We is having the Eagles over
Well those who are able

And here we were depressed
Thinking we would be all alone
Little misunderstanding with the family
Who know not where we call home

So how many of ye all are coming?
Bring the suncream or ye'll burn
Have got an extra turkey
In the oven taking it's turn

Oh joy to our world
Christmas is looking better today
For we shall have family Eagles
Coming to share the festive day

Please no need to bring presents
Just your stories of hope and cheer
Why not tarry a little while
And enjoy fine wine or special beer

And we'll forget our woes
They can wait until New Year
I must be off to expand the table
For Christmas draweth very near

Love this! What a celebration we would have!

Oh good, you're coming. So help me out here, where do you want to sit, next to Mrs Bemused or Canine Bemused?
Do I need to keep the Unionists and the Confederates apart? And what do I do with any Canadians that turn up, should I put them between the Unionists and Confederates? Or is that all forgiven? Don't worry if any vegetarians are coming, Canine Bemused will take care of their meat.

Transport courtesy of MAF, for old times sake. Please have your luggage clearly labelled "Downunder" and no need to bring excess baggage or winter clothes (believe me it is hot down here at Christmas). O.k. I'll just go get the sheep and kangaroos off the airstrip and get the Christmas Carols going. Any requests let me know, alas Rolf Harris playing Silent Night on his didgeridoo, is not a goer this year, but do have Jenny Craig singing "Oh Come All Ye Fatfull".

Over and out .

Jenny Craig singing "Oh Come All Ye Fatfull"??

Oh you don't know that one. Allow me




Oh Come All Ye Fatfull

Stuffed full and retundant

Oh ham ye and bacon

Eating again and again



Remember the days

When we were slim MKs

And bemoan how we looks

These festive days



Jenny will help us

To make our clothes loose

Just partake of the fat free

And slimming goose



Remember those natives

Bet they are now half our size

Tending their flocks by night

Not tucking into French fries



Oh Come All Ye Fatfull

Be of good cheer

For we begin fasting and praying

Or dieting in the New Year

Have organised a movie. It's an MK special starring Tom Hanks, "Bipolar Express"

You sure that actor isn't named Tom Spanks?