Dear New Tribes Mission
Please find attached my bill
For counselling services
To fund from the Triber till
I'm sure you will appreciate
Counselors Downunder are hard to find
Especially ones who can understand
The workings of this MKs mind
However I'm now deep in therapy
With not just any Counselor off the shelf
I have found someone with insight
Yes, I'm talking to myself
But I don't come cheap
For my advice is top quality
And running between the couch
And the chair is good therapy
So far I've discovered
I talk an awful awful lot
And this is going to take some time
To sort out the good from the rot
Good news, I'm making progress
Am enjoying the therapy
And have made an amazing find
The problem is not me
I think a few more months will do it
At eight hours per day
Sixteen of course on Sundays
As I ease my guilt away
Oh and if I need a second opinion
Mrs Bemused says she'll listen too
But she charges twice my fees
Because she's got a degree or two
