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So we need to plan that trip to KiwiLand.
Not so many people.
But really good ones!

Bemused and the Electric Fence (not for the faint hearted)

I've had a little problem
Allow me to explain
I've ended up in trouble
And considerable pain

For I lost something needed
And saw it in yon farmers field
So asked friendly farmer for access
And then my fate was sealed

For I scaled a wooden fence
And lowered myself with ease
But did not see the strand of wire
Half hidden in the trees

And as each leg descended
Twas on opposites sides of said wire
Which was used for keeping cattle in
With a pulse of electric fire

I arose very very quickly
From the situation I was in
For a pulse of mighty electricity
Caused more than painful grin

Mrs Bemused all sympathetic
Was rolling on the floor with mirth
As I felt a pain so severe
I sympathized with Child Birth

Haha! Hilarious!

Oh, sorry? Not so funny?

Okay ... putting on my most sympathetic face:

Oh I assure you, both the electric fence and I are very much alive and we made quite a connection.

Believe me, Bemused moved so fast he is considering a name change to "Usain Volt" .

I'm so glad you are okay....

In Bemused's case, "okay" might be relative ...

But in Bemused's case his Relatives are not o.k.

Don't forget
Twotwo in tutu
EVERY TIME.
LOVE to do it.