MK forum

_________________
Written by Iwillflyagain!

Bemused's Reverse Report Card Grading System:

A+ Australaian
A Agnostic
A- Alcoholic
B+ Bad
B Bitter
B- Bananas
C+ Cool
C Calm
C- Collected
D+ Devoted
D Dreaming
D- Divine

F Flying Free

If you have mostly "F"s, congratulations, you've made it.
If you have mostly "D"s, you are nearly there.
If you have mostly "C"s, hey average is good, it's halfway.
If you have mostly "B"s, Well at least they aren't "A"s.
and
If you have mostly "A"s or any "A"s, you need a thereapist, good luck finding one

Well I'm completely stuffed. An A-, B+ and a B-.

All right for you Raz, all D's and an F.

Haha!

I am certain our revered Bemused was NOT thinking of you when he came up with the As and Bs on his scale.

It is Sunday now where I sit. So I hereby absolve you of all your A and B level sins.

Go in peace, my sister. Your faith has made you well.

Except for Bananas.

I am quite sure we are ALL bananas.



And here's my Sunday "Amen"!

NEWSFLASH:

Crossview Australia, which vehemently denies that they read the "evil propaganda" on Fanda Eagles, is celebrating that Bemused is now back in the fold and has awarded them an A+. They are so delighted they have contacted all their members, through the NTM website to suggest that they look at this miracle, they are just having a little trouble finding their "lost" members, due to developments several months ago when they all disappeared overnight.


Meanwhile Sister Raz has "absolved" Aussie, does this mean that, shock horror Raz is no longer a Protestant? Clarification is being sought on this amazing theological development .

Oops, did I say "absolved"? I think I meant "dissolved".

Ha, ha. Rolling on the floor laughing, but dentures are still in.

I'll explain the Downunder humor and how it works. Giving another Downunder a good natured ribbing in jest is like a sport and when well done, very funny. For a Kiwi to take the proverbial out of an Australian or vice versa is considered a national sport and done well is very much admired. Therefore it is perfectly acceptable for the "A"s to be as is, especially as Bemused has laughed at himself.
If however he had put "American" at the top, this would have been unacceptable, because that would be going to far with friends who we do not wish to offend.
So this is why there is a discrepancy at where the humor and it's level is written.

In the spirit of international mutual love and understanding, we will all absolve Bemused of any offence he causes with his humor

Amen, Aussie!

And anyone offended by the Downunder humor. Please send your complaints to

complaintsdept@crossviewAust.con

If you get a reply, that will be a miracle