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With all these animals that keep popping up on Fanda Eagles, it is about time we investigated buying an ark, me thinks.

Well I just happen to know where there is one for sale.

Have a look at the pictures, reckon this would suit us just fine.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8865331 ... ian-couple


And with the exchange rate, it's a real bargain

Oh you can laugh. You're in charge of the Crocs, Ostriches, Camels painted as Zebras, lions in Ali Baba pants and goodness knows what that animal over there is wearing a tutu.

I'll just be doing the catering and sitting back on my deck chair. No worries about this boat hitting an ICEberg .

Yes, some of these animals are pretty out of control!

And there is a bad smell emanating from some of the cages. Especially where those huge elephants are occupying some crowded rooms.

Phew .... I need some air!

You guys are too much!
And it's a bunch of fun
In the midst of trauma.......

Oh M B. Didn't Raz tell you. Them cages need cleaning out of you know what and the shovel has MB on it. Just think of it as "work detail" and how good your roses will look.

Who made you work detail leader Bemused?

Oh and Raz, remember you can't complain about the work detail tasks you are given. That would mean that you don;t believe that Bemused has the ear of God and knows exactly what you need. Should you complain we may be compelled to "minister unto you"!

Oops make that MB can't complain. Raz can complain all she wants as the ear of God didn't assign her that task! I shouldn't be trying to multi-task here. Eating lunch while running a query and being on FE. Obviously a bit much for me!

Oh no, no, no!!!! I'm not the "work detail" leader. You are, just you were on a prolonged furlough, raising support (or finding more tutus for the ark), so I followed your instructions and told MB to grab the shovel you had put her initials on. Anyway I can't have the ear of God, can I , I'm a Dyslexic Agnostic and lie awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog. Speaking of whom . . .

I don't think I qualify as work detail leader. I was one of those people that were "ministered to" many times and hey I got kicked out in the end. I can't possibly qualify. Many times people have commented that NTM will take just about anyone...well I am proof that well, they must have some standard. If only I had learnt to be a little less bolshy and curbed my passive aggressive tendencies........maybe it would be me in charge of NTM instead of Larry (lets forget I'm female for a minute). My first act of leadership? Aha - dissolve the organisation and apportion all sale proceeds to the victims of NTM since the 1940s. I would thus do myself out a job on the first day. Oh and I would also call in ICE and command them to "rummage at will" among all the filing cabinets......anyone feeling scared?

We are all allowed to dream.