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Oh, Comedic Genius Bemused, Aussie is giving you a run for your money this time!

Brilliant, Aussie!

times 10. can't stop laughing.

tuto by twotwo

Noah and now Moses tootoo

You guys are funny....I like laughing....

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It really helps!
Good one, Aussie.
You tootoo, Shary.

The alternative is little white pills and a padded cell

So join us now in a trip into the weird and wonderful world of Downunder humour, kindly provided by dubious characters of No Fixed Abode, who oscilate between fits of laughter and buckets of tears (not Crocodile tears).
At the end of the show we will be passing a bucket around. Please feel free to donate generously, we take Cash, Visa and American Express.


The proceeds of your generosity will go towards Chainsaw sharpening, a new pair of polar bear highheeled boots and psychotherapy sessions for Canine Bemused.

Right time for my little white pills and Mrs Bemused has just unlocked the padded cell, I could be a while.

Hey Bemused you can't have the padded cell till I got all my baggage out of it, almost got most of it out.
Anyway shouldn't we take the pads off the walls of the cell and prepare it for the Serpents of the Lord, who are arriving two by two.

"Serpents of the Lord"? Are those the ones who don't adder up?

Is there a special place for the serpants of the Lord that come tutu by two-two? Or do they get put with the rest of the goats, wolves and bears???

I'm no theological expert. But I suspect Serpents of the Lord are in the same catergory as Wolves in Sheeps clothing. For it is one thing to sin, but a far more serious matter to pretend that one is doing God's work in God's way and to be really doing the opposite. I vaguely recall the Good Book saying something about on the judgement day such serpents and wolves being told "Go far from me, for I know you not".