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You're a pastor now? Bet the sermons are really interesting :P . Wait till Bemused wakes up, you might even get him into your church.

I went for a walk to the billabong on Sunday and there was a Triber witnessing to a huge Saltie Croc. Suddenly the Croc swallowed the Triber whole. So I grabbed the Croc and forced open his mouth, keeping it open with the chainsaw, while I reached in and pulled out the shaken Triber.
The Triber was really impressed and asked why I did it.
Simple, no Croc should get food poisoning! :lol:

Well that is my sermon.


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Hey Raz, I think the Downunder Gang has scared the rest off, except the very brave. Must be all that talk of steel cap boots, chainsaws, snakes and crocs.
Or maybe they are all talking to their pastors and praying for us heathens down here. :lol:

Glad you liked the lively exchange. We aim to please :) .


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Ever wondered what Bemused really looks like? Ever wondered what a real Kiwi male dresses like?

This comes with a health warning. Not suitable for those with good taste or no sense of humour :lol:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing ... =591305280


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:lol: That's hilarious!

$120? Worth every penny!

Where's your dog though? Embarassed to be photographed with you, apparently.

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I think Mrs and Canine Bemused did this. It is certainly not the image I wished to cultivate. So much for the impression of a super fit lycra clad cyclist.

Mrs Bemused says, if you pay $120, she will refund you most of it :lol:


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