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Shhhhh, don't tell everyone. Otherwise they'll all want to come and then it will be crowded and polluted just like the rest of the world. Friends of Bemused of course welcome anytime, just look for the little white house, first turn on the left after you leave the airport. Oh and if you give advanced warning can have a welcoming committee turn up with a Haka.

HA HA, Bemused!
No materials for conversion.
And the doubts and skepticism etc are MINE
About people who keep trying to tell us
That they are transparent and......
I forget all the other terms they use.
And it never turns out that they are what they say.
Sigh......

Ali Babas....
OH, YES!
They are the utmost in comfort.

I'll take a pair for the customs man.

I rang the tax department
They have a call center in North Korea
So I got a chatting to the operator
Who I could hear loud and clear

She said "Mr Bemused
Where your accent from
Me can hear a bit of American
Some Kiwi and some Pom"

"I'm an international creature"
I explained my well traveled past
And she put me through to Beloved Leader
Very Lightening fast

Kim Jung Whats His name
Said "Well well Mr Bemused
I make you an offer
That cannot be refused"

"North Korea lovely country
But we annoy our friends you see
They not like our pile of nukes
Pointed out to sea"

And then he continued
"We need someone with diplomatic skill
Who speak many foreign tongue
These are big boots to fill"

"I hear you Sympathetic Agnostic
But you post on Fanda Eagles site
So you brave or rather stupid
Either way you really is just right"

He said "How bout you think it over
I call you in a two days
Then he wish me all the best
Mentioning really well he pays"

When I put the phone down
It ring straight away
And man with American accent
Offer that he double whatever Kim does pay

He say "Bemused we read your ramblings
On Fanda Eagles site
And now you know Beloved Leader
For us you are just right"

"We want you to spread the gospel
Of peace and love not war
That America loves the underdog
Yes, yes them we do adore"

So I'm weighing up the options
It could be my new Korea
Bemused formerly of Fanda Eagles
Spy and MK extrodinaire

HA!
BIGGER HA!
BIGGEST HA!

One wonders Mr Bemused.

How would one, should one become a spy, go undercover whilst wearing shorts?

Really!!!!! Do I have to spell it all out???? Lets illustrate the Bemused method of spying:

If I dressed in a suit had dark glasses and talked into a tiny little device who do you think I was? Of course a CIA agent.
Now if I was wearing long robes and a towel on my head, you'd be looking sideways at me to.
But dressed in cycling shorts and my Dr Suess lycra top, you'll think I'm a cyclist.

Ta da. Brilliant .

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P.s. never had a "Bestie" from way back, but did know a lot of "Beasties", wanna trade?