Oh I have it on good authority that most of us will meet up beyond the Pearly Gates. Just be careful as you approach them Gates, the NTM luxury bus (easily recognised, it has the blinds down so no one can see in or out) will be dropping passengers off at the admission lineup and there might be some disgruntled due to passport problems and irregularities.
Now as I have longevity in my genes, it may be a while before I reach said Pearly Gates, so any chance someone could have a word with St. Pete on behalf of this Sympatetic Agnostics behalf, just get him to look out for an elderly cyclist with a world famous dog (long story, but he is a bit of a media sensation) on the back.
Oh and Madonna, don't worry you are guaranteed entrance, there is so much forgiving and forgetting on that NTM bus I'm sure there is plenty to spare
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