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What about one of those "occupy protests". Can bring my tent and we'll camp out on the Sanford lawn.
Just make sure your frock is one inch below the knee, we don't want them old timers getting upset. And don't tell me Aussie is going to wear anything other than shorts, Aussie in a dress now that would be a sight to behold.
Oh and don't forget the Didgereedoo, might as well have some instruments to accompany the "We welcome you" that will be sung as we arrive and pitch our tents. Just leave the flies at home!

Damn right Bemuzed, this Aussie Shiela don't wear dresses. Shorts for Sanford I say! You'd better make it a decent sized tent if you think that Radiochick, Bemused and Aussie are going to share one, complete with Radiochick's Didgeredoooo, frock collection and Bemused's bizzare collection of old rehashed music.
We'll pitch our tent next to the Trinity himself, Mitt Tow Thorney, with Raz on the other side.
Can you imagine what they'll be doing in the head office? Dialing the local Sheriff, but not to anonymously report an offender on a message service, hell no. This time it will be a real emergency, the Downunders and friends have invaded and they have a weapon of Mess Distraction, yes a Didgeredoooo

This party looks like a blast, in my head!

News alert #2:

According to Fling Cherries, member of NTM's Child Protection Committee whose responsibilities include MK Shepherding and Regional Member care, NTM will time the release of all future child abuse investigation results with future scientific achievements. "For example", explained Fling, "If Newt Gingrich were to become the new U.S. president, we would likely coordinate the release of the Via investigation results with the first manned landing on Mars". When asked what the reason would be for such a delay, Fling responded, "similar to our policy of paying bribes, but not ransoms, we may investigate child abuse, but we are not comfortable acting upon the results."

When asked to clarify her statements, Fling offerred the following..."We often pay bribes if customary in the relevant country to do so. For example, we might pay a bribe to rescue our solar panels from customs. However, we would never pay a ransom to rescue a fellow missionary from kidnnappers because that would encourage more kidnappings and would hinder the gospel going forth. Similarly, if we act upon allegations of alleged victims, that would just encourage more victims to come forth. It would be a never ending cycle of finding out the truth and having to do something about it. But, we may pay small amounts just to have the problem go away."

When asked why investigations were launched in the first place if results would not be released until some unlikely future hypothetical event, Fling responded, "It is for us to do the sowing, and God to do the reaping. We are not results oriented and results are not something we are customed to seeing".

When the subject was changed back to the bribes and ransoms, Fling did not have an immediate response to a question regarding whether paying bribes was Biblical and paying ransoms was un-Biblical. However, a mission spokeperson later clarified that, "Although paying bribes appears to be contrary to Scripture and paying a ransom appears to be the very point of Scripture, you must always remember to read Scripture out of context in light of other Scripture that has been taken out of context and never to take the literal meaning unless it clearly supports your position".

Thai MK ... deeply, deeply funny! Again, emphasis on "deep". I love how you think!

"Fling Cherries": brilliant!

And hence the expression at Sanford, "Life is a bowl of Cherries".

Of course in my business it's more "Life is a bowel of . . . " oh lets not got there.

Did Filing Cherry have a brother Shredding Jerry?

The didgeridoo (also known as a didjeridu or didge) is a wind instrument developed by Indigenous Australians of northern Australia around 1,500 years ago and still in widespread usage today both in Australia and around the world. It is sometimes described as a natural wooden trumpet or "drone pipe".
At our occupy Sanford protest, my dear Australian friends, Radiochick and Aussie will demonstrate the amazing technique called "Circular Breathing" that is required to play this unique instrument. This technique enables one to breath in through nose while breathing out through the mouth without interuption.
No doubt the spokesperson Fling Cherries will find this very helpful.

Also on display will be a Boomerang. An interesting aviation anomally that is a symbol of the Downunder MK, as you can throw it as far as you like, but it has a habit of coming back and if you don't duck it will hit you on the head.

Raz,

It just isn't understandable. The loyalists are well and truly alive, makes me cranky. Full stop.