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GORGEOUS!!

On this site one can have a Whine every day and their is lotz of pimples to sheer it woth.

An sum of dem I nose, and nothers I wanna noze butt I fogot der aims.

Sew Cheers fanta eagles, a gut whine is thereapee.

Yes, after too much wine, usually there-is-apee.

Two tutors who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutors "Is it harder to toot than to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Two Dorm Parentes who wielded the paddle
Comparing notes in their Resthome Befaddle
Said one to the other
I was a dorm mother
Oh to be back on the field in the saddle

Do Fundamentalists go to heaven?
Mary's little lamb mused one day
"For the ones I know
Say they alone know the way"

Replied Mary to her little lamb
"To be honest I have no idea
But in the meantime
Lets live life without fear"

"And when we get to the Pearly Gates
When we've met our Earthly demise
If we see any Fundamentalists
It can be a nice suprise"

"Cool" said the little lamb
"For lifes to short to agrue about Above
When there's a whole world out there
In which to learn, live and love"

Good again, Befused.
And "agrue" is pretty Red Barren-ish.
Did you do that or did it just "happen?"
Anyway, I like it.

Punctuation is important. "John where Jim had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher"